It is a weekend. What is a weekend? It is when you wake up at 6.00, 8.30, 9am (depending on whether you are 3, 7, 11, 42 or 44); hang...

I am a mother penguin on the ice. (Or, to be correct, a father penguin because in the penguin world laid eggs are carried by fathers) I...

Cedar: Mama, what is the word b.l.u.d.g.e.o.n.e.d.? Me: Bludgeoned. Hit a lot over the head with something heavy probably. Cedar: Oh....

Ok. So, if we get in the car I can strap them all down (legally) (for safety) and drive fast (legal-ish) (with risk) and put on the music...

Dear beloved elderly parents who brought me into this world, We miss you terribly. The children miss you and ask about you often. We are...

I am not good with numbers. I would even go so far as to say I am terrified by them. When asked to do anything with numbers I break into...

The mummification process went through different stages, described in the following ten sentences. Can you put them in order? 2. Remove...